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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:09
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good
So they tried
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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